People are wierd…

today i was asked by my co worker if i was able to fuck a cartoon character who would it be…so i said, spongebob he has alotta holes to fuck and hes absorbant. LOL random

whenever i see a clown fish…

all i can think of is “NEEMO I FOUND HIM”.

I remember this. She cheated on her bf and for revenge, he gave her a gift full of cockroaches and locked her in the car. 

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too lazy…

i want food but i don’t wanna make it. :< someone come over and cook me food.